Rotten Tomatoes Rating: 14%
Opening Box Office: $5.37 Million
If your motives for attending a showing of “Jonah Hex” were anything other than “Dude, Megan Fox is in it” then the jury finds you guilty of cinematic idiocy. This poorly put together superhero western did have a chance. Both it’s protagonist, Josh Brolin, and it’s villain, John Malkovich, have formidable acting chops, but somewhere along the line, things went horribly wrong. Even at a brisk 82 minutes, critics agree — nothing in this film resembles even mediocre film making. I guess it was (forgive me) cursed.